I have a terrible, dark secret—I am absolute shit at getting things done. I’m prone to procrastination and forever succumbing to a short-attention span. I find myself mindlessly flicking through Instagram while ignoring the third-rate reality TV on Netflix I was using as an excuse to not work. Sometimes I suddenly wake up, having recently gone down the rabbit-hole of Wikipedia, only to find I am “learning” about Oxidized Low-Density Lipoprotein Receptor 1—which I am still not certain is a real thing—even though my initial search was for red pandas (There is no better way to kill time. Trust me. Click here. Do it now.)
